Me: Thank you for calling blah, blah, blah, how can I help you?
Caller: This is Xxxxx Xxxxx, son of [Nobody I've hear of]. I am the owner of the Atlantic Ocean as well as Lake Michigan.
Me: ???
Caller: I want to provide you with my new address, just in case you need to get ahold of me. It's...
Me: Excuse me, I need to get you to the right department to update your address. What type of account do you have?
Caller: Oh, I don't have an account here that I know of. But just in case my family may have set one up at some point I should provide you with a current address.
Me: ...